Yes, Tom the countdown is still underway…

Remember I am a C.Town boy!
Everything takes a long time with me…
And when I say everything I mean everything,
it might take all night long!
Or at least last all night long… hehehe

The countdown has begun!

Watch this space for more details, coming soon.

Guess what else happened today? (2)

Had this urge to get my ears pierced today...

Went out to the tattoo parlor today...

Guess what else happened today?

Guess what else happened today?

Had this urge to shave my head today...

Went out and bought a shaver today...

Guess what else happened today?

Kissing

We all do it, some more regularly and diversely than others do, but most people are guilty of committing the act of ‘kissing’ at least a few times in their lifetime. It is as common as sex but generally goes down better in public seeing as nudity is not a kissing necessity.
For those of you not accustomed to this act of showing affection due to living in a cave for the greater part of your life, I have found a site just for you:

“Whether you're new to the whole kissing thing, or a seasoned pro looking to brush up on the basics, Kissing 101 covers the fundamental information you need to know for good kissing.” http://www.virtualkiss.com/kissingschool/kissing101.asp - The internet can be wonderful but ever so often, a site like this makes me think again.

I also discovered a Kissing Quiz that could help you discover your own true kissing style (what is the world coming to?) Try it yourself at http://quiz.ivillage.com/love/tests/kissingstyle.htm
Be warned that the Quizmaster has apparently been deprived of sex and is now trying to make everyone else think their sex life is equally as bad.

My outcome included:

“You may want to ask yourself why you so seldom let your intimate moments grow passionate. Are you afraid to get too intense? Are you uncomfortable with your sexual side? Insecure about your lovemaking skills?”

– Those of you that know me in any way at all, would love the irony behind that, I am sure. I am GAY for god sakes, we’re all sluts!

For those of you that are into the whole ‘Star Sign’ thing I found a site that gives a description of the kissing styles of each Sigh of the Zodiac: http://love.astrology.com/kissing.html

Aries Your kisses are quick and passionate fits of lustful pleasure that are there and then gone.

Taurus Your kisses linger; they are deliberate, heartfelt and they can go on and on and on…

Gemini Your kisses are interrupted by spasms of giggles, smiles and funny observations.

Cancer Your kisses are warm and tender, and you never want to let them go.

Leo Your kisses are wild and uninhibited, biting and clawing; you expect applause for your performance.

Virgo Your kisses are so subtle and tidy, your lover only notices them once you've finished.

Libra You're too busy worrying about your breath to really get into your kisses.

Scorpio You skip the kiss and get to straight to … whatever comes next for you.

Sagittarius Your kisses are surprising, spontaneous affairs that leave the kissed wanting more.

Capricorn Your kisses are intense moments of sublime relief from the stress of your day.

Aquarius Your kisses are wet and messy, and you tend to keep your eyes open.

Pisces Your kisses are starry-eyed, amorous and long-lasting.


Probably the most interesting site I found whilst Googleing ‘kissing’ was: ‘Kissen Garden’ - http://kiss.ksanlab.com/ where, for some odd reason, people plant fruit in trees for other people to kiss… Anyone can kiss your fruit thus making it grow. Why exactly I do not know, but what the hell, I planted a fruit! You can find it at http://kiss.ksanlab.com/fruit-226-10.html or on ‘Hectare 226’ – the red pear-like thing in the middle of the screen. So go and plant a Kissing Fruit and spread some love! In addition, DO NOT forget to kiss mine you bastards!

Some interesting facts about Kissing I found on Wikipedia:

“Kissing is a complex behavior that requires significant muscular coordination; in fact, a total of twenty muscles working cooperatively. The most important muscle involved is the orbicularis oris muscle, which is used to pucker the lips and informally known as the kissing muscle. The tongue can also be an important part of the kiss.” – okay maybe not that interesting.

“The longest recorded kiss took place in
New York City, USA, on December 5, 2001, between Louisa Almedovar and Rich Langley. It lasted 30 hours, 59 minutes and 27 seconds.”
“Kissing is a small town in the Aichach-Friedberg district, in Bavaria, Germany. It is located just 10 km south of Augsburg and has about 11.500 inhabitants (2003). Ironically, the town of Petting is also in Bavaria, while the town of Fucking is just across the border in Austria.” – So who is coming with me to visit Fucking?




I just thought of a project I would like to do, but the Boy Friend’s not gonna like it though…

I’m gonna create a site and post photos of me kissing randoms through the year, would be interesting to see how many people I can get to participate….

Watch this space, more details coming soon!
“www.agonnaldiakisses.com” is in the pipeline boys, start placing your appointments!

SundayScribblings

I have been trying to get some writing done over the past few days and have discovered that writer’s block is not only a fictional phrase used to describe laziness… Trying to find a cure for this seems like a main cause for this condition however seeing as the more you struggle to get over the symptoms, the more severe it becomes.

In this search of a cure, I have discovered this site, http://sundayscribblings.blogspot.com, which posts a weekly topic for writing inspiration (particularly for blogs). I am not sure if this might help me decipher the problems surrounding the plot of my novel I am writing at the moment, but hopefully it will encourage me to post more regularly on this site.

It works like this: once a week the owners of SundayScribblings sets a topic, which seems to usually only consist of a single word, which you use as inspiration for a blog posting on your own blog. You then post a comment on their site under the topic stating that you have participated and they then add a link to your blog entry for other participants to review.

Ok so it’s kinda boring and a little corny (especially when you see the topics) but what the hell, don’t have anything better to do.

This week’s topic is “Kissing” so let us see in what way I can rape that one into something remotely interesting…

Realities of the New Year

2007 is well in the works and so the holiday season is dead and buried - along with moldy Christmas cake and rejected New Years resolutions. It is time to get back to reality, traffic, 9to5’s and slaving away for a living until the end of the year comes round again and we repeat the cycle. God, reality is harsh!

Wishing you all a wonderful year filled with financial slavery, sleepless nights and mental brake downs.

Regards
agonnaldia

Forget the gifts, I want Santa!

Where’s the teenage girl inside you?

1.Where were you 3 hours ago?
Believe it or not, I was washing the car…

2.Who are you in love with?
Myself, of course (but I am cheating with another man…)

3. Have you ever eaten a crayon?
Only the blue ones, the rest taste a bit colorless.

4. Is there anything pink within 10feet of you?
Do I have to answer that?

5. When is the last time you went to the mall?
Well, seeing as it’s the Christmas season, just the
other day – hate shopping for presents!

6. When was the last time you saw the person u love?
What’s with the soppy questions…?

8. When was the last time you drove out of town?
As often as possible, I hate this town!

9. Have you been to the movies in the last 5 days?
Not since they stopped serving alcohol at the cinemas.

10. Are you crazy?
Well, seeing as I’m doing this survey and actually posting it on my site, I suppose yes.

11. What was the last thing you had to drink?
I actually started drinking a glass of wine on the 1st question – needless to say I downed it by the 2nd and am currently on the 4 th.

12. What are you wearing right now?
Are you trying to have phone sex with me?

13. Do you wash your car or let the car wash you?
Didn’t I answer this question already?

14. Last food that you ate?
Had one of those chicken things you cook in the toaster – the best thing since sliced bread.

15. Where were you last week at this time?
I cant even remember what happened yesterday, what kind of a question is this?

16. Have you bought any clothing items in the last week?
Oh come on, I’m a gay guy, what do you think?

17. When was the last time you ran?
A while ago when my chicken toasty thing was burning – now that’s an emergency!

18. What's the last sporting event you watched?
Let’s see, when was that sexy swimmer guy on TV again?

19. What is your favorite animal?
The Albertonian Bloodsucking Agrello – only found in the remote and desolate area also known as my sister’s room…

20. Your dream vacation?
Anywhere where there aren’t Albertonian Bloodsucking Agrellos

21. Last person's house you were in?
I’m not sure, didn’t get his name… (Just kidding, I’m not that bad)

22. Have you been in love?
- - - Sorry I did get this form a teenage girl’s site – I was bored - - -

23. Do you miss anyone right now?
: ( My mom, parents are on holiday and I’m gonna have to admit, I’m a momy’s boy….

24. Last time you drove a car?
I don’t drive, I speed!

25. What are your plans for tonight?
Well, depends what you invite me to… msn – agonnaldia@gmail.com

26. Who is the last person you sent a friendster message to?
Are there still people on friendster?

27. What is the next trip you are going on?
Well the wine is flowing, so I suppose it’s gonna be a drunk one…

28. Ever go camping?
Yeah, you see I’ve got freakishly adventures parents that need to see all the desolate landscapes of the world and drag me with… Never camped in my sisters room though…

29. Were you an honor roll student in school?
When I wasn’t drunk or stoned, yeah. Some of us just have a gift…

30. What do you want to know about the future?
When is this corney questionnaire gonna end…

31. Are you wearing any perfume or cologne?
Spilt a bit of red wine on myself, does alcohol count?

32. Are you due sometime this year for a doctor's visit?
Who thought of these questions? But yes, I’m going to have my other leg amputated just after they remove my liver longs and kidneys, seeing as I’m just abusing them anyway… Seriously?

33. Where is your best friend(s)?
Probably also drunk somewhere…

34. Who is/are your best friend(s)?
The best friends in the whole world – Jack, Daniel, Benson & Hedges.

37. What’s your favorite song?
Sunburn By Muse – Not sure why though…

38.What are you listening to right now?
Sunburn By Muse – Oh, that might be why!

39. Do you collect anything?
Besides drunken scars, and irritating ex-boyfriends, NO.

40. What does your last inbox text message say?
”hey there Sean, how is your day so far? I’m at work now bored!” – Adriaan
Tell me about it – I’m sitting here doing this…

41. Do you like chilly sauce?
….lol…. Got this friend on gaydar, nick – pinkchilly. But yeah, like it hot. Pardon the Pun…

42. Last time you took a shower?
Like for gods sakes, why would anyone want to know that?

43. What is your height ?
6foot1 – now that’s a question I can cope with…

44. Are you someone's best friend?
Here we go again… time for another glass of wine…

45. Are you rich?
Is this not an infringement of privacy? But I stay in JHB, Studied at Stellenbosch University and I’m drinking red wine, make your own conclusion.

46. Are you smart?
Well, I’m intelligent enough to know that whoever created this questionnaire is obviously a dumb fuck; on the other side of the coin I can probably be considered the same for posting this on my blog… Then again, I am a little drunk at the moment…


Taken from: http://tragic-frustration.blogspot.com

Upgrade almost complete

Okay, fine I know this is taking a while, but all good things come with time…
(actually I’ve just been busy doing nothing)

Anyway, the site’s almost finished. Still a few tweaks to be done, the email link isn’t working as yet and my profile needs to be updated – or done properly in any case – and I’m planning to put lots more photos in the photo section. At least we’re getting somewhere…

if your life was a movie, what would the soundtrack be?

So, here's how it works:

1. Open your library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you're cool...

01. Opening Credits:
Untouchable
by Garbage
(God, I’m subconsciously full of myself)

02. Waking Up:
Hail Hail Spit N’Drool
by The Hives

03. First Day at School:
I just don’t know what to do with myself
by The White Stripes
(still don’t, now that I’m done studying)

04. Falling in Love:
Be Mine
by David Gray
(Didn’t think I’d be that sentimental...)

05. Fight Song:
Love Changes everything
by Climie Fisher
(Guess I’m not the fighting type – make love not war)

06. Breaking Up:
Stronger
by Springbok Nude Girls
(Could have been wors…)

07. Prom:
Stiff Upper Lip
by ACDC
(Didn’t like my prom anyway)

08. Life's Okay:
Mickey
by Toni Basil
(Don’t know where that came from)

09. Mental Breakdown:
Piss it all away
by Puddle Of Mud
(Now that has to be a sign!)

10. Driving:
Shoot me again
by Metallica
(…lol…)

11. Flashback:
Two suns in the sunset
by Pink Floyd
(Coincidence? I think not…)

12. Getting Back Together:
Bonedriven
by Bush

13. Wedding:
This is the day
by The Cranberries
(Fuck! This is just getting scary now!)

14. Birth of a Child:
Nazareth
by Die Ärzte
(If only my German was a bit better…)

15. Death Scene:
Todayby Oasis

15. Funeral Song:
Battlestar Scralatchtica
by Incubus

16. End Credits:
Little blue
by The Beautiful South

Always knew my WinAmp was possessed...